My wife!!

Today a Madam, working in my firm, asked me a lift, a driver’s seat. And, in the lift, she asked about my life, my wife and my son. I said her that my son was eleven years old and I was fifty-six years old and so she answered:

«Oh! You married a bit late!...»

Oh my God, what she told me! I stared at her and enthusiastically I answered her:

Yes! Yes! When I was in war in my farm with many invaders and a great amount of work I let the lads marry first than me. But when I found it was my turn, nearly twenty years afterwards, I stood myself on tiptoe, stared and there she was!!! The best of all! Single, demanding, exacting, difficult and looking for the best of the men!!

I say: the best of all women!!! Hard worker at home, sweet, tender and gentle. And a Professional English Teacher!!

(I study by myself, precisely, because at home she is a: Hard Worker!!)

And so, the Madam told me: «Oh! You are a lucky man!»

No!, no!! no!!! I said. I am a smart man!! And I repeatedly said: «That's why I am a smart man!!» I caught the last one, the demanding one, the exacting one, the difficult one. The best one!!

And when I told this, with my thunderous voice, and while driving, I enthusiastically clapped my hands and clapped the site of the counters of miles and so on!!

Putting them and the car:

 in danger!!