Pithecian

Today, early in the morning, at nine o’clock, I was in the bookshop of «Ceuta» street. I stopped the van there and immediately started the cleanliness of the pavement. I saw a emptied beer bottle and carried it to the wastebasket grumbling, at the same time, «We would close the beer factory!! The nocturnal drunks only do silliness!!» and a woman, an African woman passing by, laughed heartily at my grumbling… Afterwards I saw some drawings in the external wall of the bookshop and went to the underground floor of the bookshop and brought forth a rag and a bottle of acetone. When I approached the wall of the drawings I was frightened with shouts and screams of three scientists coming out of our bookshop.

Stop him!  Stop him!!  Stop him!!!

I looked about and the three old and venerable men reached my spot looking at the drawings with the utmost attention. They said to me:

don’t do it!!

They called some people with their cellphones and in five minutes there were many more people: professors, journalists, policemen, and so on. The three scientists said: these drawings are of great importance, we are experts and we say they were made by remotest pithecians, the ancestors of the Homosapiens!! In this moment some women in the audience fainted! The commotion and shock was tremendous!! There were cries of astonishment!!  And a colossal traffic jam!! I maintained the acetone and rag in my hands.

I called in my cellphone the «Chief» and asked him if it was possible set up a trap for the Pithecians and he answered it was impossible because they were stronger than any cage and a lion had already done many trouble with its cage and, by that, he was sick with cages!!

The scientists thanked me very much the discovery and leaved the bookshop.

A little while after I realized that the utmost, important, great and indispensable information I didn’t give to the scientists!! The information that Mr. Pinheiro, the owner of the pharmacy near us, in a few months had sold to me to the same purpose ten acetone bottles!!!!